Finally, made it though that Tutorial in one piece. Perhaps it was hard because English is not my native tongue, or maybe being confound to my home for so long has messed with my “BrainDoStuffPower” 
. Surely by the time I have done so the contest is over but I still want to deposit my 2 cents as the saying goes. At least I hope that is how the saying goes.
There are a few quotes by Max that had me all up in a giggle.
1st one is probably the “Out the window sam, There’s nothing but strangers out there.” part and the lead up to it. It also was hell to understand as an 13 year old. Which made when I finally got it so much more awesome.
I probably “graduated” from the demo and found access to a computer with sound a few years later. I was slightly more ‘able’ at English and I was actually able to follow the “Can’t pick that up” sequence. ( thank you Subtitles ).
“Now you’ve done it, you’ve broken Sam’s spirit with your stupid attempts to pick up that silly object” sam whines “In fact if I didn’t find his pitiful sobbing so amusing I’d come out there and rip your libs off” and if you try it again, well. You really need to try picking up the Desoto yourself a couple of 5 times in succession if you do not know 
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But probably my favorite one is from Poker Night : “I just had the craziest dream that I won a poker tournament! I don’t even know how to identify and recognize numbers!”
Not gonna lie, I would not have laughed so hard if my friend was not playing that game and lost everything to Max on an all-in, so sure of himself that he was going to win on Quad-Ace.